Friday, February 1, 2008

the emo guys and tolerant girls

no i did not get the title wrong. guys=emo and girls=tolerant. just to clarify that i did not get it mixed up. yes my dears, the once pumped up testosterone species who were patient are now being unbearably emotional and not to forget, sensitive. every lil' misunderstanding will take a 360 degree turn into the biggest catastrophe ever! its like a nuclear reaction, you see. nuclear bombs are small yet the impact is felt millions of miles away. too much hyperbole but you get what i mean. these macho males will not, in under any circumstances, have their ego bruised, not even from their close ones. once you pass an offensive joke(a joke is something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, no serious elements in it whatsoever), seek shelter! the offended will be very very angry and unless you want to feel his wrath, stay away. hell hath no fury like a MAN scorned.

so what about the girlfriends of these people? if we're patient, we put up with it. if we're not, pack our bags and leave. however, most of us usually stay behind and bear with it. such loyal girlsfriends. *pats back* in my opinion, we're the guys and they the girls. because once upon a time, the girls were the ones who would rant and sulk and the guys would comfort and pester them. now the tasks have switched hands. the girls comfort the guys instead! a very discomforting scenario indeed. seems like the girls aren't the only ones pumped with oestrogens. curse the chickens injected with growth hormones!

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